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Tag: Queen Elizabeth II

  • Queen puts Kibosh on Hokey Pokey

    A spokesman for the reigning monarch issued the following statement this morning. “While the Queen does love a good festive dance, she believes that ‘the putting of a left foot in and a left foot out and the putting of a left foot back in and shaking it all about’ is not in keeping with…

  • Royal Scandals, An American Tradition

    First Lady Michelle Obama has England all a-titter as a result of her brazen breach of protocol in greeting her highness, Queen Elizabeth II yesterday. The U.S. First Lady had the audacity to actually touch the Royal Mother’s royal backside– with her glove-less hand! This flagrant assault to civility has Anglophiles worldwide “quite upset, actually.…