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		<title>PETA Pity Party</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[     "It was one of the cruelest, most inhumane acts I've ever witnessed," said Daniel Wurtkingle, a PETA activist in Washington, D.C., "Obama flat-out murdered that defenseless, innocent housefly in cold blood." As Mr. Wurtkingle's eyes filled with tears, a cockroach scampered across his left arm. He looked on, nonplussed.]]></description>
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		<title>Curse you, Wong! (Pt. 4)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[       Lying is not nice.      Making someone THINK they are going to be rich and then not coming through with the do re mi is evil.      Robbing someone of their life savings through skullduggery is downright cruel.     As of today, I am broke. Tap city. Busted. Effective today, consider [...]]]></description>
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