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NSA Investigating North Pole Terrorist Group
The National Security Agency reported today that it has launched a full scale investigation into a terrorist cell group located in the North Pole region. “This could be huge,” said the unnamed source who stood in the shadows and spoke through a kazoo to scramble his voice. The anonymous source said that the NSA has…
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Terrorism in Gwinnett
Here in God’s Country, we like to say “If you can’t trust a water tower, who can you trust?” Well, tragedy is slowly striking Gwinnett County as a group of terrorists disassemble one of the greatest roadside attractions in our free land: the Twin Towers of Gwinnett Greatness. For over three decades, these I-85 icons…
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Pols Protest x-Ray Porn
Washington politicians are lighting their torches, waving pitchforks in the air and giving loud angry mob grumbles to protest total body scanning x-Ray equipment being used as a safeguard against terrorists.