Tag: Tom and Jerry

  • Tom And Jerry Sign Historic Peace Accord

    For 75 years, Tom and Jerry have been fighting like cats and dogs, but they called a press conference today to announce they had settled their long dispute. “I can’t even recall how our feud began,” said a contemplative Tom the cat as he lit a pipe. “Maybe it’s because you’re a hostile a-hole,” said…

  • Cat Engages In Landmark Mouse Talks

    In a historic first, a representative of the powerful feline force has agreed to embark on peace talks with a member of the mice coalition. Gemini, a two-year old mix breed cat, has agreed to discuss a settling of age old disputes with the mice population. “If they come to terms, this could be a…