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		<title>Getting Hipper (Pt. 19)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I thought I had pulled the plug on my total hip replacement series, some people have asked for an update. They are either curious, or taking some sick pleasure in my pain.  Either way, I’m happy to oblige.]]></description>
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		<title>Keep It Clean (Pt. 13)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[After total hip replacement surgery, my favorite room in the house is the one where it rains. ]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I Can Walk!&#8221; (Pt. 6)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Believe it or not, one day after total hip replacement surgery, physical therapists will come around, get you out of bed, put you behind a walker and make you take some steps <em>all by yourself</em>-- just like the big boys and big girls do!]]></description>
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