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		<title>Hips Ahoy! (Pt. 17)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don't know if Ambien is a sleep wonder drug or the ultimate alibi pill. Last night I took a muscle relaxer and slept great. I'm getting this Ambien monkey off my back (goodness knows <em>what</em> he's doing back there in the middle of the night-- driving, eating, talking on the phone, having sex).]]></description>
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		<title>Cleared For Take-Off? (Pt. 16)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's been almost a month since my total hip replacement. If all goes well with my examination, I should get the green light for driving-- meaning no matter what color the traffic signal is, I can GO. Your 'ordinary traffic laws' do not apply]]></description>
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		<title>On The Mend (Pt. 15)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I came home, was on my walker for one week and showed enough progress with forward motion that my physical therapist graduated me to the cane. I did not trick out the cane tip with a tennis ball since that would be dangerous. Yes, it'd look cool, but...]]></description>
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