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		<title>Goodbye, Cruel World!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 14:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At 6 P.M. Eastern Standard Time today, the Rapture will arrive. Those of us who have led a good life of righteousness and obedience to Harold Camping will be whisked up to Heaven for our eternal rewards, while the rest of you are left behind and subjected to five months of God's pranks–– earthquakes, hurricanes, tornados, aggressive life insurance salespeople, Donald Trump, poo-flinging monkeys and what have you.]]></description>
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		<title>Outrage Over New TSA &#8220;Extra Security Candid Photos&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 13:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The American air-traveling public was upset enough over enhanced TSA pat-down checks and body scans, but now its ire is on full boil with new &#8216;extra security candid photos&#8217; being enacted in airports nationwide. Select travelers are taken into a private security areas where they are asked to disrobe, and in some cases wear revealing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TSA Wants Underwear</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In response to the recent attempt by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab to blow up an aircraft with explosives he had concealed in his underwear, the TSA has announced new security regulations that include the removal of underwear <em>and</em> shoes before going through airport X-ray machines.]]></description>
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