Tag: U.S. Government

  • U.S.A. Applies For Discover Card

    The U.S. Government is about to become deadbeat nation if it defaults on its loans by not raising the debt ceiling by August 2. For months, Washington has been gridlocked in finding a bipartisan solution. Today, one was found: the United States of America has applied for a Discover Card. “When we get the card,”…

  • U.S. To Be Billed For Oil Spill

    BP, Halliburton and Transocean, the three companies responsible for construction of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig that exploded on April 20 and has been leaking millions of gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico since, have decided enough is enough. They are billing the U.S. Government for potential income lost as a result of…