Tag: unicorns

  • Get To Know “The Kimster”

    When kooky ol’ North Korean leader Kim Jong-il announced that his youngest son, Kim Jong-un, would succeed him as leader, many asked, “Huh, what’s up with that?” Well, for the curious, here are some little know facts about the next leader of Commie Korea. • He prefers radishes to celery and Captain Morgan’s to both…

  • Serving Time (Pt. 5)

    “Whaddya in for?” asks the inmate. “Hip replacement. And you?” “Ain’t none of your bee’s wax,” he says whittling a bar of soap into a hotel-size bar of soap. “Just never you mind,” he says as he rides a goat on a merry-go-round and his head goes Linda Blair in The Exorcist as unicorns dance…

  • Where’s Waldokov? (Pt. 2)

      The news is ablaze that Russians are invading Georgia. I’ve been sequestered beneath my desk disguised in a unicorn costume (the last thing they’d ever expect to find in Georgia, what with unicorns mostly being extinct and all). But I’ve yet to see any commie aggressors. As this recent picture attests, if the Russians…