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Tag: Vlad Putin

  • Putin Softens Image

    Ruski top dog Vlad Putin is tired of getting the bum wrap of being a bad actor on the world stage, so he’s taking steps to soften his hardline image. Enter “Mr. Bojangles”: the first puppy of Russia and furry best friend of the prez. “Mr. Bojangles is adorable,” said Ivan Bakinov, a Kremlin spokesman…

  • Putin Kills Galifinakis

    In a classic case of misunderstanding, comedian Zach Galifinakis heard that Russian leader Vladimir Putin wanted to appear on his show “Between Two Ferns” because “he wanted to kill.” The chubby comic thought this meant that the top commie wanted to “kill” in the comedy sense of making the audience laugh. Instead, Putin appeared on…

  • Sticky Fingers Putin

    Now that Robert Kraft has ratted-out Rooskie leader Vlad Putin as a no goodnik thief, I want to tell my story of how the commie head cheese stole from me. It was April, 2004. I had been invited by the red bigwig because Facebook had recently been launched and the Vladster wanted to know if…