Tag: Wall Street

  • Cry, America, Cry

    Think of the saddest tearjerker movie you’ve ever seen, now prepare for it to become #2 on the soggy hankie list. The documentary Inside Job is a must-see film about the financial meltdown that crippled the world thanks to the piggy greed of fat cat pin stripers on Wall Street and in the government. When…

  • Jobs to Announce Major Change for Apple

    Steven P. Jobs, the iconic co-founder of Apple Computers, is rumored to be contemplating a major new direction for Apple in the upcoming weeks. Sources close to the iron-fisted leader whisper that rumors of a new initiative are true: Jobs will be changing his uniform from a black mock turtleneck and blue jeans to something…

  • Help Save The Bankers!

    As evil self-serving politicians go on a witch hunt against Goldman Sachs and other Wall Street financial types, I’ve become worried. What if the dastardly politicos enact regulations that might curb the free marketeers from earning their paltry hundreds of millions of dollars annually?

  • Their Dirty Little Secret (Pt. 2)

           Doing a little investigative journalistic work, I think I’ve blown the lid off this whole Wall Street meltdown… and it ain’t pretty.      Think about it: Wall Street lobbyists grease the palms of politicians who pass laws deregulating the banking industry so they can sell sub-prime loans to any jamoke with…

  • Are We Making A $700 Billion Mistake? (Pt. 1)

           I don’t know about you, but I’m worried sick. This financial market meltdown is giving me the willies, and now I think I see the devious greedy paws of chimps on the taxpayer’s checkbook.      Get a load of this: while Bernanke and Paulson are begging politicians for a big fat Wall…