The Lint Screen

Tag: Aunt Bea

  • Osama bin Laden’s Diary Discovered

    The Lint Screen has received a copy of Osama bin Laden’s secret diary captured in the raid by Navy SEALs on his compound May 2, 2011. The unannounced visit resulted in bin Laden’s nagging painful death. The details of the diary are surprising. The diary, measuring 4″ x 6″ has a shiny illustrated cover depicting…

  • Madoff’s Fonzie Scheme Grows (Pt. 2)

    Suspected con artist and lowlife scumbag, Bernie Madoff, is feeling victimized, and he’s none too happy.