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  • Georgia Passes Law Putting Churches in Gun Stores

    The Georgia state legislature has passed a groundbreaking law requiring all gun stores to offer religious services. Rep. Phil Muffordy of Rome, Georgia explained his thinking behind the law passed today. “We were going to pass a law allowing guns in church, but I thought, why not shoot two birds with one bullet? Let’s just…

  • God & Guns

    In Georgia, like many states, we seek protection against the devil and his kin. So, I’m happy to report we recently passed laws to make it legal to take your firearms with you to church. This means you can keep your sidearm close at hand as you rifle through the Good Book. It’s about time.…

  • Monkeys Are Making Monkeys Of Us

           They think they’re so smart, and maybe they are, but monkeys are often discovered posing as authority figures endangering life as we know it here on this planet many of us call “home.”      Imagine being wheeled into the operating room and your last vision before drifting off to slumberville is a monkey…