Tag: Jeff Bezos

  • Bezos Declares, “Let ‘The Plunder Games’ Begin!”

    Bezos Declares, “Let ‘The Plunder Games’ Begin!”

    Jeff Bezos, the mastermind behind retail behemoth Amazon, is delighted with the communities vying to become the second headquarters for his brainchild. “238 North American communities lusted after us,” a smug Bezos told The Lint Screen. “We’re dangling 50,000 high-paying jobs, so they dropped their pants and detailed the tax breaks, land, perks, and concessions…