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Brother-in-Law’s Opinion Changed, World Stunned
For the first time in recorded history, a person’s opinion was changed at a Thanksgiving dinner. On Thursday, November 28, at 1:42 p.m., Tom Wheddlekupp engaged in a spirited debate with his brother-in-law, Randy Snogslougher on the Affordable Care Act during his family’s annual Thanksgiving dinner celebration. The men had almost come to blows in…
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Obamacare Website Problems Being Addressed
Now that the budget battle and political bickering is over, Americans interested in enrolling in the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) have been frustrated by little technical glitches, like the website not working. The Obama administration has jumped on fixing the system. “It’s kind of embarrassing,” said an anonymous White House insider. “We’ve been telling people…
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Tea Party Terrorists Strike
Irate tea party members in Congress have shut down the government because they can’t get their way. “We’re steaming mad about this Affordable Care Act,” said one upset congressman. “We don’t care if it is the law passed by the democratic system of government, it’s not what we want and we must save the American…