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  • Intl. Dyslexia Dya?

    Today is July 27. Big deal, right?

    It is a big deal because every-single-blessed-day is some sort of obscure holiday, and your friends at Ames Scullin O’Haire have captured an entire year’s worth of the suckers and forged them into a challenging (some say impossible) game. Up for it, sparky?

    A bird thinks about link sausages.
    A bird dreams about wide-brimmed hats. Silly bird!

    Look over yonder to the right under the Blogroll and click on TOUGHEST GAME IN WORLD. Click your way to July 27 and select which obscure holiday today is. See if you’re right.

    Then try some other days.

    If you can do three in a row, you’re decent.

    Five in a row, you’re good.

    Eight in a row, you’re great.

    Ten in a row, you’re a master. I bow to your glory and bask in your greatness wearing spf 240 lotion.

    We’ve yet to meet a ‘master.’ When we do, he/she will get his/her own obscure holiday and legions will follow singing praise and doing what adoring legions do.

    Enjoy.

  • Happy (Guess What?) Day

        Every day is some sort of holiday. If it isn’t a real holiday, it’s a Hallmark-created holiday or some association-created obscure holiday.

    This game wont do much for your self esteem
    This game won't do much for your self esteem

    To celebrate all the obscure holidays out there, the scientists at Ames Scullin O’Haire Holiday Research Laboratories have created one of the most challenging and difficult games ever placed on the worldwide interwebs. Simply go to the website listed below and prepare to get humiliated and shamed.

        If you get three answers in a row right, you’re pretty good. Six in a row is pretty incredible. Ten correct answers in a row is epic and you deserve rose petals tossed at your feet and angels flying in circles around your noggin.

        But more than likely, your performance will be crap and you’ll take up residency in Suckville. The game is tough. Are you tough enough to play? You’ve got 365 chances for dominance. Or not. We’re thinking not.

        Go here for your shaming:  http://www.whatstheholiday.com

       After your pain, challenge your friends to play. Bringing others down does have its therapeutic benefits. Good luck, this is your lucky day–– whatever day it is.