Tag: Charlie Manson

  • Surprising Details of Manson Nuptials

    Maybe someone will get a clean shave for his wedding!
    Maybe someone will get a kissin’-smooth shave for his special wedding day!

    Convicted mass murderer Charles Manson will soon be walking the last mile to the altar when he marries Afton Elaine Burton, a 26-year-old Midwesterner who has tried for nine years to exonerate him.

    The couple plans to marry in February and have released some surprising details about their upcoming wedding.

    — The couple’s request to honeymoon in Napa was denied by the warden
    — Charlie is writing the vows and claims to have found six new rhymes for the word ‘love’
    — The couple is registered at Crate & Barrel, Build-A-Bear and Nordstrom
    — Afton said “yes” to the dress after trying on only one gown
    — The Beatles song “Helter Skelter” will be the processional song, followed by Bach’s Air (on the G-String), “All Night Long” by Lionel Ritchie and Insane Clown Posse’s “Ghetto Freak Show”
    — The couple’s request to honeymoon in Tahiti was denied
    — They are in negotiations with NBC for a reality TV show based on the madcap, wacky antics of their marriage
    — Their request to have sharp knives as party favors was denied

    Be on the lookout for your wedding invitation going out in early December.