Tag: St. Patrick’s Day

  • Green Beer Is A Cruel Hoax

    The Lint Screen has spent years doing an exhaustive study into the phenomenon of green beer that magically appears every St. Patrick’s Day, and we’ve discovered that it’s a ruse–– a cruel hoax perpetrated on the drinking public by profit-thirsty brewers. “Beer makers just add a bunch of algae to the beer,” reported our deep-throated…

  • Dude to Get Drunk on St. Patrick’s Day

    Brian Patrick Flannigan plans on being hungover March 18. “I’m getting totally wicked wasted on St. Paddy’s Day,” said the 21-year old Lawrence, Massachusetts native, “I think he would have expected me to get blotto in honor of his birthday.” Flannigan says he plans to wear all green on St. Patrick’s Day and drink only…

  • ’tis The Luck of The Irish

    Yes, you can taste tears in Guinness.