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Single Tiger On Prowl for “Lucky Ladies”
Recently divorced golf legend Tiger Woods is on the prowl for some old female companionship. A man who claims he knows Tiger very, very well and swears that he is not a liar, reports that the megastar golfer is frustrated with both his golf game and his love life. “When Tiger was married, he had…
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New Tiger Texts Revealed
Tiger:Sent: 10:06 AM 8/10/2009: I sure do love my wife a whole bunch. Gonna send her flowers, candy, box of diamonds and a luxury SUV with premium sound system. Maybe even a crate of Omaha Steaks!
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Tiger Picks Jesse For Masters
Many people were not surprised when it was announced that Tiger Woods would play in the upcoming Masters Golf Tournament, but the latest Tiger news may stun the world off its ever-loving spinning axis: Tiger has selected Jesse James as his official ‘Wingman’ during his Augusta stay.
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Transcript of Tiger’s Talk
If the clouds didn’t have interesting shapes, I’d like to imagine the clouds were cotton candy. We have any cotton candy fans out there?! I love cotton candy, especially the blue kind. You know, now that I think about it, blue might just be my favorite color.
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Tiger Shows Up All Men
Not content with being the world’s greatest golfer, Tiger Woods now wants to secure the “World’s Greatest Husband” novelty coffee mug by buying his wife, Elin, a $2-3 million 61-foot sporting boat.
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Tiger Thanks Terrorist
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the 23-year old Nigerian terrorist who tried blowing up a Detroit-bound airliner on Christmas day, has received a fruit basket from a newfound fan: Tiger Woods.