The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
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PD Scullin 2011 was hardly a great year for motion pictures. War Horse, The Help, Moneyball, Hugo, The Artist and The Descendants were lauded as some of the best. While many were way above average, none were worthy of much thought beyond the initial screening. Now you can see what The Lint Screen believes was the best … Read more
With another Al Qaeda #2 biting the dust, the evil terrorist network has decided to turn up the heat in recruitment efforts. Following Saeed al-Shihri’s encounter with a bomb recently in Yemen, the #2 Al Qaeda position is once again open. Reports from a secret source in the no goodnik organization say that there is … Read more
Thank you ladies and gentlemen, fellow Americans, patriots. Mine is a simple story. A truly American story. A story that is completely unique but also altogether familiar. My great grandparents came to this country from a place called The Old Country. They came here for that new country smell. And they came to America for … Read more
Willis Hargrain, the alleged ‘Ironic Killer’, is the primary suspect in the tragic death of a 36-year old Boone, North Carolina woman who laughed herself to death following an exchange with him on a popular dating site. Mindy Breeminder, a sales manager for Mungwhip’s Lugnuts & Pastry Shoppe, had an on-line dialogue going with Hargrain … Read more
In the world’s greatest city, there is a bar worthy of hell. A place that purports to be an Irish bar, but is instead an affront to anyone who has ever graced a barstool with their thirsty arse. The joint is called Lilly O’Briens Irish Bar, on Murray Street just off West Broadway in the … Read more
As The Games of The XXX Olympiad come to a close, The Lint Screen presents some secrets that the world media have missed, or refuse to report because of some evil plot involving dry cleaners and the banking industry. 1. The reason so many running world records were shattered is that the athletes were told … Read more