New Weapon Unleashed In War on Terror
U.S. intelligence officials announced today they are "fighting terror with sorrow" by deploying Smookie The Sad Kitten on known terrorist websites. "We've been working on the technology under wraps for…
Woman Goes Totally Berserk After Candy Crush Dis
Sandy Minkertom is mad, and you don't want that! The 36-year old Philadelphia insurance broker recently took drastic violent action by de-friending 812 people on Facebook after they did not…
Patriot Demands 322.2 Million Be Deported
Into the hub-bub surrounding the immigration brouhaha enters Edward Fletcher, a 67-year-old Boston native and direct descendant of Moses Fletcher, a passenger on the Mayflower bringing pilgrims to America in…
Best Buy Selling Weapons for Black Friday Shoppers
Best Buy just announced its big Black Friday Savingspalooza will begin at 5:00 pm on Thanksgiving Day, and to make the event more festive, the retailer will be selling guns…
Stephen Hawking Gets LinkedIn Endorsement
"Dr. Hawking is thrilled beyond belief," Matthew Hunspurden told The Lint Screen. "He feels this kind of public endorsement on an esteemed social media site like LinkedIn will catapult his career into the stratosphere."
CNBC’s Unasked Debate Questions
The Lint Screen used dumpster diving journalism to unearth a crumpled sheet of paper with questions that were not asked in the Republican Presidential Debate on Wednesday. (TLS also found…
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