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Greene Proposes $610 Billion Funding for Russia
Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene is angry at “Republican turncoats,” and she is out to get them. “Mike Johnson, I’m coming for you,” the angry blond tells The Lint Screen. “You and all your MAGA Nation traitor RINO buddies are going to pay for backing the wrong horse in Russia’s righteous and just war against evil Ukraine.” Greene was referring…
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“Donald must have lost my phone number,” Rudy says
Once upon a time, they were besties. Blood brothers. Donald and Rudy went together like peanut butter and jelly, but those days seem to have passed. Now Trump’s former lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, is mystified by what is happening in Judge Juan M. Merchan’s Manhattan courthouse. “They’ve finally brought Donald to trial in one of the…
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“God is punishing liberals for aborting babies up to six years old,” proclaims MTG
The GOP doom echo chamber has escalated attacks on Democrats and all those not enrolled in the glorious MAGA Nation. Disgraced scumbag twice-impeached, four times indicted ex-President Donald Trump recently claimed that Democrats “support abortion up to and even beyond the ninth month.” Then he went further, lying that “the baby is born, and the…
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“I won’t support Ukraine– that would be bad for Mother Russia,” says Trump
The man who attempted to overthrow a free and fair election is a true patriot––of Russia. Disgraced twice-impeached, four times indicted, and convicted sexual abuser ex-President Donald J. Trump loves Mother Russia and its leader, President Vladimir Putin. “My handsome overlord is very strong,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “All Russians love President Putin because…
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“I wrote a very good book, and it’s yours for only $59.99”
Disgraced ex-president Donald J. Trump is a masterful salesman. From steaks to water, vodka, ribbed condoms, TOP SECRET classified documents, MAGA hats, and gold sneakers, Trump has pimped them all with the same conviction that almost seems truthful. Now, the conman is pitching Bibles. Here is the script from his recent infomercial posted on his…
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“It’s simple: vote for me or die in a bigly bloodbath,” says madman
Donald J. Trump was beat but he’s not beaten. “Joe Biden and the Democrat Party are a disaster,” the disgraced ex-president told a flock of his MAGA zombies in Ohio recently. “The election this November is all mine. I expect 100% of the vote, and I’m sure I’ll get it. If not, there will be…