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PD Scullin For the first time in recorded history, a commercial airline flight had no bellyaching about a lack of legroom in the cabin. “It’s a miracle,” said Flight Attendant Sheila Wesporde who worked American Airlines flight #491 from Phoenix to Los Angeles.on March 27. “I get tired of hearing people complain about the lack of … Read more
Poor Charlie Brown. He’s lived 68-years as a kid with precious little hair and an obvious growth hormone problem, trapped in an existential hell with a crew of kids who never age and continue to repeat the same mistakes endlessly! But at least one aspect of his life is about to change–– “Chuck” is getting … Read more
With the announcement of Peyton Manning’s retirement, The Lint Screen sat down with him for the following exclusive interview. TLS: Hello, Peyton. PM: Hi. TLS: It’s kind of a funny name, ‘Peyton.’ PM: I guess so. THERE IS AN AWKWARD TWENTY SECONDS OF SILENCE AS THE REPORTER CONSULTS HIS NOTES. TLS: So, retirement, huh? PM: … Read more
The day after the Oscars, Sony Pictures announced it has greenlighted the long-awaited biopic of Martin Luther King.
Now that Jeb! has officially sat on the sidelines of the 2016 Presidential race, his running mate ! has decided to go it alone. “! really feels like it has a real shot,” a spokesperson told The Lint Screen. “! is the most energetic and qualified punctuation mark in the English language, and has as … Read more
Kanye West claims to be $53 million in debt, and his plea to Mark Zuckerberg for a cool billion has gone “unfriended”–– but a new man has entered the picture to save K’s bacon The Lint Screen has learned. MC Hammer! The legendary hip-hop star says he is “overjoyed” to be called on for help. … Read more