Borscht Or Burgers? Trump Goes American

Prez decides to serve beefy football players beef-like burgers President Trump faced a difficult decision yesterday–– what to serve the college football champion Clemson Tigers during their White House celebration visit. “The president has excellent taste,” political advisor Stephen Miller told The Lint Screen. “He originally wanted to expand the palates of the players with … Read more

Exclusive: Trump-Putin Secret Helsinki Meeting Transcript

“The President’s Club” had a super secret meeting–– but we’ve got the inside dope! The Lint Screen has secured a top secret transcript of a private meeting President Donald J. Trump held with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Helsinki in July. The document is the only known transcript of this meeting. Immediately following the world … Read more