The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
PD Scullin 
The United States of America is under siege by hedonistic hipsters hellbent on horizontal hard-core hanky-panky! The song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is a smut-filled anthem promoting pre-marital sinning. Little wonder radio stations across the nation are banning the dirty song before it drives listeners into the fiery lakes of hell and eternal damnation! “‘Baby It’s … Read more
Donald J. Trump is a man who deeply believes in justice and the rule of law. He came by The Lint Screen offices to discuss his views. “I’m someone who wants to right wrongs,” the president said. “Last week’s testimony from Cohen was nothing but a bunch of lies. Cohen should go to prison for … Read more
Match Game host Gene Rayburn famously said, “A door opens, you get kicked out that door, it slams behind you, but the door to a new world of opportunity opens up. That’s some crazy f’in sh*t!” Witness former Attorney General Jeff Sessions. The diminutive pilot fish was recently killed by his shark, but he lives … Read more
President Trump sure knows how to be commander-in-chief! After deploying over 5,000 troops to the southern United States border for protection against the horrendously dangerous caravan, the Big Fella made an executive decision to send the soldiers out west and is putting them on clean-up duty instead. “The president wants to stop all the western … Read more
Our nation is decidedly behind glorious leader Donald J. Trump and his agenda for making America great again. The red wave in the midterm elections proves it! Yet, the cheating Democrats won’t surrender. Using the same tactics the looney liberals deployed in cheating President Trump of the popular vote in 2016, the sly Dems used … Read more
The president made it clear today he doesn’t care how powerful you are–– if you refuse his “embrace” you are in serious trouble. Today Donald Trump called The Lint Screen and began an epic rampage against God The Almighty. “Look, I like God,” Trump said. “He’s a good guy, good work ethic. Did some amazing … Read more