The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Славный лидер Дональд Дж. Трамп был очищен от всех подозрений в 400-страничном докладе Мюллера. НИКАКОГО РУССКОГО КОЛЛЮЗИЯ! НЕТ ЗАПРЕЩЕНИЯ СПРАВЕДЛИВОСТИ! Его политические оппоненты, злые демократы, недовольны результатом. Президент будет наказан за измену Соединенным Штатам Америки. Всем привет, Славный Лидер !!!
Had Obama been president yesterday, Notre Dame Cathedral would be a pile of smoldering ashes today. But fortunately, God gave us Donald J. Trump! When Notre Dame Cathedral erupted in flames Monday, President Trump happened to be walking by a television set and saw live coverage of the tragedy. “The president almost never watches TV,” … Read more
The Trump administration is firing on all cylinders. After the Mueller witch hunt declared the president completely innocent of any collusion or obstruction of justice, the Doninator is enjoying his victory lap. But this party’s just getting started! Now President Trump’s valued immigration adviser and strategist, Stephen Miller, has declared he wants to make his … Read more
Attorney General William Barr is no Jeff “I’m A Recuser Loser” Sessions. Barr is getting involved in the Mueller report in a major way! Yesterday the pudgy A.G. sat before a Congressional subcommittee and promised it that he would give them “a very special Mueller Report, one you’re going to love.” Barr said the full … Read more
You’ve got to give the Democratic Party credit, they are an organization of hard workers. And the Dems are working overtime conjuring ways to blow the 2020 presidential election. “It’s in our nature,” William Tolbert, Democratic strategist told The Lint Screen. “We love to figure out ways to extract defeat from the jaws of victory. … Read more
Robert Mueller has finally ended his charade of a witch hunt. He has declared President Trump innocent of Russian collusion and obstruction of justice. And now the administration is taking corrective action to ensure this never happens again. “The president wants to send a message,” Sarah Sanders told The Lint Screen. “All those who spoke … Read more