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Foreign relations experts around the world heralded President Trump’s visit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un at the demilitarized zone (DMZ) on June 30. Many consider it the most significant diplomacy meeting in history. “It was incredible,” said a man claiming to know all sorts of things about diplomatic history and other important things. … Read more

Recently the staff of The Lint Screen was approached by a high-powered GOP strategist for ideas on “positioning lines” for President Donald J. Trump’s re-election bid. While the Big Fella wants to re-run with Make America Great Again (MAGA), some advisors are pushing for Keep America Great Again (KAGA). Both sides agreed to look at some … Read more

We live in truly perilous and terrifying times. As President Trump works overtime to make America great again, disturbing reports have surfaced that he is being haunted by a sinister demon. “The president is an extremely brave man,” sidekick Mike Pence said. “But he is being stalked by Satan himself. I’m so frightened that I … Read more

The Lint Screen digs into a story like a dog with a metal detector looking for bones, and we’ve unearthed an enormous scoop–– the complete “beautiful letter” from North Korean Overlord Kim Jong Un to American Overlord Donald J. Trump.     Here is the correspondence in its entirety.     “Dear Don-Dude,     … Read more

Here at The Lint Screen, we are always looking for a story that will give us an edge. A voice that will resonate around the world. With that in mind, we gave Donald Trump, Jr. a star sticker with the word “REPORTER” written on it and asked him to file a special dispatch from London … Read more

The nation held its collective breath today as special counsel Robert Mueller held a press conference at the Justice Department. While the pundits debate exactly what Mueller said, press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gave The Lint Screen her informed translation. “It was pretty obvious Bob Mueller admitted his investigation was a complete and total witch … Read more