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Holiday Digital Greetings
To save on printing and postage to readers in Northern Mariana Islands, Angola, Ecuador, Latvia and 144 other places, The Lint Screen is proud to post the official holiday card of Ames Scullin O’Haire along with the 2010 Scullin family holiday card (the back panel was written by son, Jack– to quote Tim and Eric…
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More Bad News, Good News
Relatives I don’t know are dropping like flies, but they wish to leave me their fortunes. Should I show grief or good fortune? I’m not sure if I should wear black or a gold lamay suit. Perhaps I can find a nice black gold lamay suit. Not a week after I was informed I’m in…
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Dead Rich Distant Relative Like Winning Lottery
One of the things I love about this digital world is the ability to connect to people. It’s both remarkable and can be quite profitable. Case in point: a recent dispatch I received from a good man named ‘Rene Keita.’ I’m not sure where this person is from, but he is a kind, caring, compassionate…
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Bristol & The Situation Cause End of Civilization
What do you get when you cross The Situation with Bristol Palin? Absolutely nothing! The two pop culture icons appear together in a compellingly persuasive new PSA all about safe sex that has proven so effective, people no longer feel the need to have sex. Population experts fear the human race may soon become extinct…
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Lonely Cute Kitten On Moon Lost Oilade Job Hunting Swedish Bikini Team With Fab Four X-ray Porn
The statistical analysis department here at The Lint Screen recently issued a 146-page report detailing the most popular key words that have attracted readers to this site. According to the number crunchers, here’s the catnip for curious eyeballs: moon lost Swedish Bikini Team job hunting X-ray porn cute kitten oilade fab four lonely These key…
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The Greatest Retail Name Ever!
In my travels as an adman, I’ve been to many places and seen many things. I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain. I’ve seen James Taylor on fire and pleading for water. Any kind of water. But I’ve never seen a retail establishment with a name that tops the one in downtown Salisbury, North Carolina:…