The Great $3 Million Gamble
It’s the Super Bowl of advertising: advertising during the Super Bowl Game.
This year, it cost a cool $3 million for your :30 of glory. Many paid but who got played? Here’s my blow-by-blow of winners and losers.
Super Bowl Prediction
Being somewhat of a sports nut, I have been pouring over the detailed reports, mountains of stats, player horoscopes, Nostradamos Prophecies, Vegas insider lines, wise guy tips and assorted rumors surrounding the upcoming Super Bowl XLIII Game, and I am officially ready to put my extensive knowledge on the line for all the world to see.
Mannequin Wins Madoff Fonzie Scheme (Pt. 7)
A despondent Bernard Madoff is reportedly on suicide watch. He’s been trumped, by a mannequin.
Madoff Fonzie Scheme Mystery (Pt. 6)
A breathless world quickens its pulse due to a lack of oxygen, poor circulation and excitement galore. It seems all people of all nation’s want to know the whereabouts of the mysterious magical Greek fishing cap…
The Nigerian Connection (Pt 5)
The Lint Screen has just learned that Bernie Madoff received a confidential e-mail this afternoon from the attorney representing the deposed NIgerian Prince in possession of a magical Greek fishing cap that makes its owner “as cool as Arthur Fonzarelli”– the same cap Madoff paid $50 billion for over a month ago.
Oval Office Hit By Madoff Fonzie Scheme (pt. 4)
In a startling development, it appears ex-president George W. Bush may have his sights set on wearing the Greek fishing cap de coolness from the mysterious deposed Nigerian prince.