Humor

Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.

Stone Is Standing By For His Presidential Pardon

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Roger Stone, the grand Trump trickster, was slapped with a 40-month sentence for being found guilty of seven counts of ‘very bad boy behavior.’ The recommended sentence by federal prosecutors for Stone was 7-9 years. That was before Donald Trump had a twitter-rage and pout-fest about the unfairness of it all. “Hell,” Stone told The … Read more

Dictator Don Unveils His Enemies List (We’re On It)

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Senators Susan Collins, Lamar Alexander, and Lisa Murkowski did not vote for impeachment in the trial of President Trump because they believe he had learned his lesson and would straighten up and fly right. The ‘bad boy’ would obey the rule of law. Silly senators! Yesterday, Trump unleashed his fury by cutting the ribbon on … Read more

Barr Revels In His Role As Trump’s Henchman

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Billy Boy Barr, the so-called Attorney General of the United States, is one happy camper these days. “The bossman says I’m doing a tremendous job, a fantastic job,” Barr says, puffing his chubby cheeks like a ravenous squirrel at an all-you-can-eat acorn buffet. “Getting some sugar from the big chief himself tickles me pink.” Trump … Read more

Pelosi Gets Hired By Justice Department As Paper Shredder

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When pint-sized yokel Jess Sessions was the Attorney General, ‘Lil Donnie Trump always bellyached, “Where’s my Roy Cohn? Wah-wah-wah!” But those days are long gone now that portly Bill Barr is in the saddle. The top justice man was mightily impressed last night with Trump’s State of The Union Address. “His words were like pure … Read more

Hannity Reveals Bolton’s Evil Plot Against Trump

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If there were a Mt. Rushmore of great broadcast journalists, Sean Hannity’s handsome chiseled mug would reside between Walter Cronkite and Edward R. Murrow. Hannity has been reporting on the disturbing “rat-like treasonous betrayal” of John Bolton to America’s bestest leader ever, President Donald J. Trump. “Bolton is a traitor,” Hannity told The Lint Screen. … Read more

McConnell Sets Rules For Impeachment Trial

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Sen. Mitch McConnell is one crafty rascal. “I’m like an episode of Law and Order –– I want justice and good acting with supportive sponsors,” the debonair silver fox cooed to The Lint Screen. Here are the rules he has drafted for the upcoming Senate impeachment trial of President Donald John Trump. All Senators must … Read more