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President Trump changes norms as often as parents change their baby’s diapers. And his latest achievement will firmly secure Trump’s place in history. “The United States has had many presidents over its 2,000-year history,” Trump told The Lint Screen. “Only two presidents were ever impeached–– Andrew Jackson and Bill Clinton. And both of them did … Read more

While the Democrats were boiling oil for their witch hunt of President Trump, Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov came to the White House and sang the big guy’s praises. “Comrade Trump doing fantastic job,” the red ruski powerbroker told The Lint Screen. “I see your countrymen like him much better than Abe Lincoln. Trump much … Read more

Come enjoy a more perfect union of the United States as a young man searches for himself working as an advance man for a traveling circus. It’s 1982. There are no cell phones, no internet, no digital hysteria. 23-year-old Paul Driscoll is fate’s punching bag. His father recently died, he gets fired from his job, … Read more

What a difference a day makes. Yesterday, President Donald J. Trump was all smiles as he gave his official pardon to two turkeys named Bread and Butter at a formal White House garden ceremony. Today, the president rescinded his pardon and sentenced the birds to death. “I joked yesterday that the turkeys were receiving subpoenas … Read more

Yesterday was a big one for President Donald J. Trump and GOP patriots defending the Constitution and rule of law. As the evil, America-hating Democrats continued their circus charade of trying to impeach the country’s greatest president, they heard a bombshell. U.S. Ambassador to the European Union Gordon Sondland testified that he spoke directly with … Read more

California produces a lot of nuts, but none as hard as Rep. Devin Nunes (R). This sucker won’t crack no matter how hard the pressure gets! Nunes dropped by The Lint Screen offices to discuss the recent opening of the impeachment inquiry into President Donald J. Trump and his defense strategy to protect his master. “The liberals are clutching … Read more