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Pelosi And Looney Libs Begin Biggest Witch Hunt Ever

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Leave it to the “do-nothing Democrats!” The Republicans have been working hard to solve high drug prices, healthcare costs, crumbling infrastructure, skyrocketing national debt, guns, and opioids while the liberals are working hard to rid America of its greatest president! In a shameful display of betrayal, today, Dems in the House voted to begin impeachment inquiry … Read more

Jim Jordan’s War Journal: Portrait Of A Patriot

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The Lint Screen has secured the private journal of Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan who led a band of fearless patriots in yesterday’s storming of a SCIF (sensitive compartmented information facility) in the Capitol. Weds., 10/23/19 A sleepless night. Met yesterday with Fearless Leader in The White House. The Chief was upset and angry. Said no … Read more

Lindsey Blames Satan For Trump’s Woes

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South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham worships President Donald J. Trump, and he blames the devil himself for the impeachment inquiry underway. “I’ve had it with Satan,” Graham told The Lint Screen. “God put Donald Trump here to save America and save humanity. But the dark forces of hell have put Democrats in Washington, and let … Read more

Trump Claims Victory For Saving Thanksgiving From Kurds

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While the rest of the world stood aghast at President Trump’s decision to greenlight Turkey for a Syrian invasion, the master of brilliant strategy revealed his thinking. Trump stopped by The Lint Screen offices and propped his wingtips up on a desk and told us his rationale behind the Turkey go-ahead. “I made this decision … Read more