Had Obama been president yesterday, Notre Dame Cathedral would be a pile of smoldering ashes today. But fortunately, God gave us Donald J. Trump! When Notre Dame Cathedral erupted in flames Monday, President Trump happened to be walking by a television set and saw live coverage of the tragedy. “The president almost never watches TV,” … Read more

The Trump administration is firing on all cylinders. After the Mueller witch hunt declared the president completely innocent of any collusion or obstruction of justice, the Doninator is enjoying his victory lap. But this party’s just getting started! Now President Trump’s valued immigration adviser and strategist, Stephen Miller, has declared he wants to make his … Read more

Attorney General William Barr is no Jeff “I’m A Recuser Loser” Sessions. Barr is getting involved in the Mueller report in a major way! Yesterday the pudgy A.G. sat before a Congressional subcommittee and promised it that he would give them “a very special Mueller Report, one you’re going to love.” Barr said the full … Read more

You’ve got to give the Democratic Party credit, they are an organization of hard workers. And the Dems are working overtime conjuring ways to blow the 2020 presidential election. “It’s in our nature,” William Tolbert, Democratic strategist told The Lint Screen. “We love to figure out ways to extract defeat from the jaws of victory. … Read more

Robert Mueller has finally ended his charade of a witch hunt. He has declared President Trump innocent of Russian collusion and obstruction of justice. And now the administration is taking corrective action to ensure this never happens again. “The president wants to send a message,” Sarah Sanders told The Lint Screen. “All those who spoke … Read more

Rep. Devin Nunes, the Republican patriot from communist California, is sad. And angry. Nunes recently launched a $250,350,000 defamation of character lawsuit against two Twitter accounts he says are fake. One allegedly from his mommy, and one from a bovine pal. “These accounts say nasty things about me,” Nunes said. “They damage my sterling reputation … Read more