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Something is wrong in America when a justice warrior and truth teller like Judge Jeanine Pirro is benched by her network for speaking her mind about headwear fashion. Fox News, long regarded as America’s bastion of quality journalism and news integrity recently yanked Judge Jeanine’s popular show in response to remarks the fiery beauty made … Read more
Jared Kushner is a self-made man who never got a break. He worked his way up from poverty and obscurity, much like President Trump, and forged his way into the inner circle of global power brokers. But the humble pulled-himself-up-by-the-ol‘-bootstraps man is agitated by Democrats who he claims “are hell-bent on the destruction of America … Read more
Ohio Representative Jim Jordan is hopping mad and spitting fireballs of fury. “Our country is under siege,” Jordan told The Lint Screen. “We have that scumbucket liar Michael Cohen badmouthing the greatest president we’ve ever had while The Great One was in Nam negotiating the nukes away from North Korea. Cohen was disgraceful. After that … Read more
As liberal snowflakes melt in hysteria with raging paranoia about the dangers of climate change, President Trump decided to calm their fears by appointing a reknowned expert to head a government study on the subject. “I’ve always said climate change is a Chinese hoax,” Trump told The Lint Screen, “now we’ll see if an independent … Read more
While President Donald J. Trump battles fake news, dozens of books airing his dirty laundry, and unfounded witch hunts, some Americans have become treasonous traitors and doubt the integrity of our leader–– but that’s not the case for Russians. In Russia, Trump has achieved record popularity for an American president. Last week, his popularity was … Read more
As sure as the sun rises in the east, President Donald J. Trump will protect Americans from catastrophe, destruction, and certain death. “I said I would build a wall,” the president told The Lint Screen, “and I will finish the job no matter how much the angry socialist Democrats fight me.” In recent budget battles, … Read more