Susie Wiles is out; Stephen Miller is in as the new chief of staff in the Trump whorehouse-decorated White House.
“There’s a new sheriff in town,” Miller tells The Lint Screen. “And the sooner people get in line, the sooner we’ll fulfill the president’s mission of making America great again.”
Donald Trump, who asked Americans to pretend he was on the ballot in the midterm elections, received the message loud and clear: “We hate you, Trump, and your bootlickin’ GOP Suck-ups.” The Democratic Party can, candidates ran the tables and will soon occupy both the Senate and the House of Representatives.
“If I had been on the ballot,” I would have won 100% of the votes,” Trump bragged. “Who cares what happens to the rest of the GOP? They’re all a bunch of losers, anyway.”
Steven Miller steps forward and raises his arm in a salute to his master.
“Heil, Trump! We’ve been building dozens of Realignment Camps across the country,” Miller says. “They will soon be the home of anyone who does not praise our fearless leader, who was sent here by God and, in many ways, is perhaps greater than God. Mind your behavior, people, or you will be abducted by the ICE goon squads. You have been warned.”
Trump smiles. “Good boy, Steven, let me give you a treat.” He opens his palm, revealing a gumdrop. The little bald man drops to his knees and eats hungrily.” Don’t slobber, goddammit!”
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