Attorney General Todd Blanche is ready to rumble.
“Any Democrat who dares to investigate the Trump administration will be arrested for treason and prosecuted,” Blanche tells The Lint Screen. “They will be executed because we can’t tolerate any dissent. Nosy, bitching whiners aren’t covered by the First Amendment. They must be eliminated. It’s the only way to ensure our freedom.”
Blanche, formerly Trump’s personal lawyer, now serves as his enforcer at the Justice Department.
“The President tells me who broke his law, and I’m charged with delivering justice and retribution,” Blanche says. “Since Donald J. Trump was sent here by God, his word is the only one that matters. Every brilliant syllable he utters is sacred scripture to me.”
Trump and Blanche worry that Democratic Party members will investigate corruption in this administration after their huge midterm victory.
“My administration is the most honest and honorable one in history,” Trump says. “We pride ourselves on our integrity and character. Everyone says we’re the best ever.”
“And anyone who says anything different is dead,” Blanche says, punching his fist. “That’s Trump law, and we must enforce it if we want our country to survive. I’m looking at you, Representative Garcia. You’d better watch your step because I’m watching you, mister. Your name sounds foreign to me, and I’ll have Stephen Miller deport you to the Congo or some other hellhole.”
“Trump save America,” the orange president says, giving a thumbs up.
“Trump save America,” Blanche echoes. “Forever and ever, amen.”
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