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Disgraced ex-president/felon/sexual assaulter Donald J. Trump is outraged with the media’s coverage of Kamela Harris’ presidential campaign. “They say her campaign is joyful,” Trump told The Lint Screen at a conference in Erie, Pennsylvania, “but they’re wrong, like always. So wrong. My campaign is the joyful one.” Trump claims that Harris has manufactured large, happy … Read more

Springfield’s richest man, mogul Charles Montgomery Burns, took to his proprietary social media channel BURNS-NET to interview presidential candidate Donald J. Trump and dastardly billionaire Elon Musk in a meeting of the minds that illuminated the current political scene. After an hour and sixteen-minute delay caused by “cyber-attacks from evil enemies of progress,” the illuminating … Read more

On Wednesday morning, the switchboard operator at Fox News Network allowed an enraged, crazy old man to reach the hosts of Fox and Friends. “Harris and Walz want to make Americans turn into communists,” disgraced ex-President felon Donald J. Trump shouted. “They want to boil everyone in oil, skin them, shove maggots in their mouths, … Read more

Disgraced ex-President and current convicted felon Donald J. Trump appeared before a panel of reporters at the National Association of Black Journalists Conference in Chicago, and he made some startling claims. “Is Kamala black?” Trump wondered. “She used to say she was Indian, but I doubt she could ride a horse or shoot a bow … Read more

What a topsy-turvy time it’s been for GOP presidential candidate Donald J. Trump. He survived an assassination attempt, chose hillbilly Yale-educated tech bro JD Vance as his running mate, had a raucous Republican National Convention, and prepared to unleash MAGA forces on his behalf against 81-year-old President Joe Biden. Then, everything changed.  Biden announced he was stepping down … Read more

J.D. Vance may one day be a heartbeat away from replacing the man he once described as “America’s Hitler.” Vance, another Ivy League-educated d-bag, was recently selected by disgraced twice-impeached ex-President and felon Donald J. Trump as his running mate in the 2024 race. The spineless V.P. choice groveled to gain the approval of his … Read more