White House Downplays Obamacare “Hiccups”

The White House has faced extreme media scrutiny and criticism over the failings of the Obamacare website launched last month. Today it held an official press conference to address these concerns. Spokesman Jay Carney took to the podium with a prepared statement and fielded a barrage of questions from the press corps. Here the some … Read more

Most Valuable Baseball Pt. 3

With the World Series underway, The Lint Screen is happy to continue its coverage of the world’s most valuable baseball, a story we broke back in the spring of 2010 (Part #1) (Part #2). This ball was secured for an undisclosed sum on the internet and features autographs of some of the most impressive people … Read more

Obamacare Website Problems Being Addressed

Now that the budget battle and political bickering is over, Americans interested in enrolling in the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) have been frustrated by little technical glitches, like the website not working. The Obama administration has jumped on fixing the system. “It’s kind of embarrassing,” said an anonymous White House insider. “We’ve been telling people … Read more

Nanna & Pa-Pop Flee Obamacare Law

To their eight grandchildren, Ester and Roland Oylingter of Wooster, Ohio are known as “Nanna” and “Pa-Pop”, but the grandkiddies haven’t seen the elderly couple since Sunday. Why? Obamacare. With the Affordable Care Act, AKA “Obamacare”, going into effect on Monday, October 1, the couple fled their home on Sunday and are traveling anonymously across … Read more