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Anyone who says Jared Kushner is a cold-hearted prick who would be nowhere without nepotism, a silver spoon in his mouth, and the stick up his ass doesn’t understand this complex man. The president’s son-in-law sat down in the offices of The Lint Screen and talked about his management of the federal stockpile of medical … Read more
In times of crisis, it’s reassuring to know you have a stable genius at the helm. Yesterday, President Donald J. Trump eased the nation’s concern during the global pandemic that is ravaging us from coast to coast. He selected his son-in-law Jared Kushner as the point man for the coronavirus crisis. “Mike Pence is doing … Read more
Georgia’s Governor Brian Kemp knows how to steal elections, but he doesn’t know much about novel coronavirus COVID-19. Kemp, who as Secretary of State oversaw his 2018 gubernatorial race against Stacey Abrams, suppressed tens of thousands of votes so he could win the election. Now that he’s in charge, he’s learning a lot about the … Read more
Senator Kelly Loeffler of Georgia is a true blue capitalist, and because she is, she’s smart enough to take advantage of a prime opportunity to make a buck. On January 24, she participated in a private, all-senators meeting on the novel coronavirus. “What I heard was was absolutely frightening,” Sen. Loeffler told The Lint Screen. … Read more
Many people questioned the wisdom of Florida’s Governor Ron DeSantis’s decision to keep beaches, bars, and restaurants open during spring break during a global pandemic. Now, as the cases of COVID-19 and deaths begin to skyrocket nationwide, DeSantis still isn’t doing much about it. “I’m not all that worried,” the governor said. “Apparently this virus … Read more
Donald J. Trump has declared himself “a wartime president,” and now he has proven he truly is just that! In a Rose Garden ceremony today, Michael J. Lindell, CEO of MyPillow Inc., sung the praises of his dear friend and our nation’s leader in the battle against the coronavirus COVID-19 and the battle for our nation’s … Read more