Humor

A patriot is someone who loves liberty and country more than life itself. Many angry patriots are taking to the street and protesting against “the unlawful lockdown demanded by brainiacs who believe in science.” The Lint Screen dispatched a reporter who was expendable to cover this breaking story, and here is his report: A group … Read more

Attorney General Bill Barr is a man who believes in justice, and in his opinion, justice is not being served to President Donald J. Trump. “It’s a disgrace,” Barr said as he walked into the offices of The Lint Screen at high noon with his light lunch of a six-foot Italian sub sandwich and a … Read more

While the fake news media tries to slam the president for doing a superbly excellent job of leading the nation during a national crisis, the big man wants to get America working again. “I’m sick of seeing Americans sitting on their asses all day doing nothing,” President Trump told The Lint Screen. “They need to … Read more

For weeks, President Donal Trump has been pushing Hydroxychloroquine as an effective drug in the treatment of the COVID-19 coronavirus, to the ashamed eye rolls of Dr. Anthony Fauci, one of those smartypants who believe in “science.” But like a petulant two-year-old, the president will not be ignored. He’s mentioned the drug during recent daily … Read more

Anyone who says Jared Kushner is a cold-hearted prick who would be nowhere without nepotism, a silver spoon in his mouth, and the stick up his ass doesn’t understand this complex man. The president’s son-in-law sat down in the offices of The Lint Screen and talked about his management of the federal stockpile of medical … Read more

In times of crisis, it’s reassuring to know you have a stable genius at the helm. Yesterday, President Donald J. Trump eased the nation’s concern during the global pandemic that is ravaging us from coast to coast. He selected his son-in-law Jared Kushner as the point man for the coronavirus crisis. “Mike Pence is doing … Read more