With Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal expected to announce his presidential candidacy for the GOP nomination in the near future, The Lint Screen has learned he is also expected to show his hospitality by inviting the other 40,912 Republican candidates to join him in the Mercedes-Benz Superdome for the first debate.

“Bobby knows everyone loves visiting New Orleans,” said Tippitt H. Mintonfists, IV, his campaign manager. “And with the pretty crowded field of contenders, he thinks that the choice of venues to host the first candidates debate is limited. So, Bobby’s going to offer everyone to meet him in his house, because The Superdome can handle the crowd. Plus, it’s not far from Bourbon Street so folks can grab a big ass beer, Hurricane, Bloody Mary and walk on over and mix it up. What more could anyone want? It’s going to be a real dogfight, yes sir!”

There has been no response from spokespeople of other candidates.