Those Darn Monkeys

Not long ago I wrote on this site about the dangers of smoking monkeys and chimps. I offered to collect funds and buy addicted primates some nicotine patches and gum to get them off the goof.

Unfortunately, none of you responded with financial aid. Well, I hope you cheap, heartless bastards are happy– look what animal kingdom peer pressure hath wrought!

Yes, he's man's best friend-- but only if you fill his bowl!
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2 thoughts on “Those Darn Monkeys”

  1. The tobacco companies and the New World Order have large scale ambitions to keep the masses addicted to narcotics. It’s no surprise they’ve moved on to the animal kingdom.

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