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Oh, Lady Liberty!
Why have you brought yourself to this? Standing on the corner, waving a sign to get attention; prostituting freedom to sell income tax services. You join the huddled masses of other mascots: the wiener in a bun, dancing taco dude, the purple gorilla, twirling condo sale sign guy and all the many mascots pimping their…
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Health Care Summit A Huge Success!
Today’s health care summit held at Blair House, across the street from The White House, was a resounding success as democrat and republican law makers came together to spitball some ideas of how to deal with rising health care costs.
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China Gettin’ All Bankster On Rich Uncle
The U.S. government is angry as hornets who’ve been pestered by telemarketers during their favorite TV show, thanks to China getting greedy as a U.S. banker. When the U.S. money people opened their monthly credit statement from China, they discovered that the Chinese had moved up their payment date and jacked up their interest rate,…
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Transcript of Tiger’s Talk
If the clouds didn’t have interesting shapes, I’d like to imagine the clouds were cotton candy. We have any cotton candy fans out there?! I love cotton candy, especially the blue kind. You know, now that I think about it, blue might just be my favorite color.
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Curling For Dollars
Yeah, right, so tonight I lost ten boxes of ziti betting on team USA in curling against the Swiss in the Winter Olympics, and I’m still steaming.