The Lint Screen

Month: February 2010

  • Tiger Shows Up All Men

    Not content with being the world’s greatest golfer, Tiger Woods now wants to secure the “World’s Greatest Husband” novelty coffee mug by buying his wife, Elin, a $2-3 million 61-foot sporting boat.

  • Crowdsourcing Failure

    Yesterday, a nasty weather system dumped 4″ of snow in Atlanta, crippling the city. I hurried home, fired-up the computer and began crowdsourcing like mad. The problem I wanted addressed was simple: get the snow and ice off my driveway and sidewalks.

  • ‘Super’ Spots (1st Half)

    BoostMobile– A hateful spot playing off the old Chicago Bears shuffle. Mike Ditka, etc. Why and for what, God only knows. Let us never speak of this again. Please.

  • ‘Super’ Spots (2nd Half)

    Michelob Ultra– Lance Armstrong and other super healthy people run and ride and push themselves to the limit then chill at the bar with this beer-like substance. Me no like. Me like fat people beer. Burp.

  • XI Little-Known Super Bowl Facts

    Despite the use of Roman numerals to indicate the number of the Super Bowl, Romans did not play football– although Caligula was reported to have “very good hands” and a quick release.

  • Ain’t It The Truth?

    British journalist Charlie Brooker reveals proven tricks of the trade for putting together a news segment.