“It’s our golden age,” crazy prez sez. “Everyone’s getting rich.”
“Joe Biden left this country in horrible shape,” Trump said. “No one thought the country could be repaired, but I’m such a great leader, I was able to fix everything. I stopped inflation dead in its tracks, I got us out of forever wars, and I turbo-charged the economy so every American is flush with cash. Hell, I made over $2 billion in my first year!”