“I promised to stop wars and fix inflation, but made $4 billion instead,” Trump brags

“We’re the hottest country in the world,” Trump crowed. “It’s America’s golden age. No one’s ever seen anything like it. The economy is booming, my crypto and grifts have made me well over $4 billion, and gas and groceries are very cheap. My kids and Jared are making a killing with their grifting games. We’re all getting richer than hell. No wonder I’m the most popular in the world.”