King Charles III had a jolly good time on his recent visit to “the colonies.”
America’s wannabe-king, con artist Donald J. Trump, hosted the monarch as he bragged about how well his country is doing.
“America’s hottest country in the world,” Trump crowed. “It’s our golden age. No one’s ever seen anything like it. The economy is booming, my crypto, grifts, and extortion have made me well over $4 billion. Gas and groceries are very cheap. My kids and Jared are making a killing with their grifting games. We’re all getting richer than hell. No wonder I’m the most popular in the world.”
The British king played along as the orange maniac bragged about “the tremendous job I’m doing.”
“The old boy strikes me as a horse’s ass,” King Charles told The Lint Screen. “I doubt his oars have touched water in years. Your leader is frightfully mad. Quite the lunatic.”
Trump took the insults as compliments.
“That’s right,” the tacky occupant of the garish Oval Office said, as he commanded Mike Johnson, Lindsay Graham, and Clarence Thomas to clean the floor with their tongues. “I run everything, all the branches of government, and my puppets will do whatever I ask because everyone loves me.”
King Charles faked a laugh and told the president he “had to hurry back home” because “I left the tea kettle on the stove.”
Trump smiled. “You’re excused.” He turned to reporters. “The monarchs love me.”
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