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You can always count on wannabe dictator Donald Trump to ruin everything he touches. The addled con artist promised he’d beautify Washington by cleaning and painting the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. “I hired the best pool man in the business,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “And they painted the pool the most beautiful American flag … Read more
“It’s incredible how great I am at presidenting,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “No one’s ever seen a leader as popular as I am. The New York Knicks demanded that I attend game three of the NBA Finals. People came to me––big, strong, handsome men in tight chinos with big bulges. Manly men. They had tears in their eyes, and they said, ‘Please, sir, you must be there. The Knicks and their fans need your support.’ So I went to the game, and the Knicks won in a blowout. I guess I’m their good luck charm. The New York crowd cheered me like crazy–they love me. No one’s ever heard cheering that loud before.”
Old, stinky lunatic Donald J. Trump is on a tear. He put his name on The Kennedy Center, tore down the East Wing, wants a billion dollars to build his bunker/ballroom, gave a single bid contract seven times the original estimate to paint The Lincoln Memorial Reflective Pool, is spending $5 million in taxpayer dollars to … Read more