Old, stinky lunatic Donald J. Trump is on a tear.
He put his name on The Kennedy Center, tore down the East Wing, wants a billion dollars to build his bunker/ballroom, gave a single bid contract seven times the original estimate to paint The Lincoln Memorial Reflective Pool, is spending $5 million in taxpayer dollars to cover four bronze horse statues in 23.75-karat gold, is building a wrasslin’ ring on The White House lawn for his birthday, has plans to build a triumphant arch, and wants to put his image on currency,
Now he has a new boneheaded idea: constructing a large bouncy community on White House grounds.
“Every president has wanted a bouncy palace to relax,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “Abraham Lincoln wanted one during the Civil War, a nasty little conflict that most people don’t know about. But no president had the guts to actually get the community done.” The smug orange clown crosses his arms. “Only a brilliant developer like TRUMP could make something like this happen.”
Trump gives a confident smile.
“We’re going to build something every American can be proud of. A place where MAGA believers can bounce and let off some steam after a long day of fighting leftist Antifa maniacs, hellbent on destroying America and killing everyone’s mother. It’s true. The Dumocrats want to kill your mother. I won’t stand for it.”
An aide comes in and whispers something to Trump.
“Great news,” he says. “We’ve just awarded the contract for the inflatable city to D&E Air for $800 million. This is an innovative company started recently by Don, Jr. and Eric, and I know they’ll do amazing work for our nation.”
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