The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
”We are smiling in the picture because we had just done the dirty deed, ” McConnell confided in an email to The Lint Screen. “I have the passion of a tiger––a very horny tiger, and we got it on hot and heavy…”
I have instructed our well-trained ICE troops to immediately arrest cheating Senators Jon Ossoff, Raphael Warnock, and every Dumbocrat in political office. We will jail them in ICE facilities along with the illegals they snuck in to vote for them.
“It’s impossible that a puny country like Belgium could beat the hottest country in the world,” he says. “They obviously rigged the game. They had illegal soccer balls or a crooked scorekeeper, or they poisoned our guys. I’ll get to the bottom of this, and there will be hell to pay.”