“Belgium was not so nice, so we’ll begin the bombing soon,” Trump vows

The man-child-in-chief is upset yet again.

Trump bellyached to FIFA president Gianni Infantino about Team USA player Folarin Balogun’s red-card suspension from the game against Belgium. Shortly after, the suspension was magically lifted, and Trump bragged that only he could do such a feat.

Then, Belgium beat Team USA 4-1. Afterward, the Belgian players mocked Trump by doing his signature YMCA fist-bumping dance.

“They’re a bunch of smart-asses,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “But I’ll get the last laugh. I ordered Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to begin bombing Belgium as early as this weekend. Let’s see how funny they think it is when their homes and families are blown to bits. Besides, no one gets to do my dance unless they pay me royalties of $1,000,000.”

The recipient of the first-ever FIFA Peace Prize and the Russia Peace Prize also says he will begin a Department of Justice investigation into the game.

“It’s impossible that a puny country like Belgium could beat the hottest country in the world,” he says. “They obviously rigged the game. They had illegal soccer balls or a crooked scorekeeper, or they poisoned our guys. I’ll get to the bottom of this, and there will be hell to pay.”

The mad king gives two thumbs up.

“I’m all about retribution and justice,” he says, smiling. “It’s a dangerous world out there.”

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